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    Sarah Palin will decide between two national leadership bids

    HEINUS -  NEW YORK  Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin has announced on Fox Business Network that she has not ruled out a U.S. Presidential run. Sources in her inner circle, however, say that now with Kim Jong Il dead, Palin’s real interest is the top...

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    Special plane to ward off attack by giant female alien

    HEINUS – SEATTLE  Billionaire co-founder of Microsoft, Paul Allen has announced plans to build an ambitious aircraft designed to protect Earth from attack from a giant female alien. The Stratolaunch twin fuselage aircraft, which will be the largest airplane ever built, will fly high into...

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    Kaiser urinal discovery adds stream of data to historic record

    HEINUS – BERLIN  German archeologists have discovered a urinal used by World War I German ruler Kaiser Wilhelm II. According to scientists, the urinal, found in a Baltic Sea shipwreck, adds an impressive stream of data to the record on historic waste habits. Information such...

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    NFA and BAPAPIC enthusiast groups protest harassment

    HEINUS – NEW YORK  The TSA announced it discovered and confiscated hand grenades from an air traveler at Newark Airport who was bound for Belgium. The elderly woman was found with five grenades in her bags. In a similar case in Salt Lake City last October,...

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    Spielberg’s Lincoln film to highlight historical thrills

    Special to HEINUS by Prof. Edward G. Portobello – WASHINGTON  Is historical accuracy really important? It’s a question that professional historians ask all the time. Sometimes you just have to go with your gut. I’ve done it. Dr. Eugenia Ball, PhD., a former close friend...

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    Zug post: Kidnapper defends America with lawsuit

    Special to HEINUS by Samuel Zug – DENVER  Colorado native Jessie Dimmick is currently serving an 11-year sentence for kidnapping, auto theft and fleeing authorities. But he is also doing his country a great service. Dimmick is suing the newlywed couple he kidnapped. He is,...

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    Viewer seizures from Breaking Dawn movie not unusual

    HEINUS – LOS ANGELES  The movie Breaking Dawn, the latest in the Twilight series, is reportedly causing some viewers to experience seizures. While such an outcome is most likely not the intent of the filmmakers, there are numerous examples in film history of violent physical...

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    Zug post: Deep frying accidents and other holiday cooking fails

    Special to HEINUS by Samuel Zug PHILADELPHIA  The holidays bring pressure. You know, pressure to get it all done, to be the best. This pressure can lead to accidents. A perfect example of accident potential is deep fat frying. People will deep fry just about...

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    Jane Austen poisoned? Suspicious ends of famous authors

    Special to HEINUS by Prof. Eugenia Ball, PhD.  A theory that Jane Austen was poisoned has recently emerged in the British press. If true, her untimely end would not be a surprise. In my research, I’ve uncovered many cases of famous authors being involved in...

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    Towns remove street lights, reduce services to save money

    HEINUS – DETROIT The Michigan town of Highland Park has decided to remove street lights to save the municipality money. The struggling town outside Detroit will physically remove 1,000 of its 1,500 streetlights. Other towns across the country are also feeling the pinch of tough...

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