One of the founders of the Height of Eye Information and News Universal Service (HEINUS), Tim Queeney recently had an island in Antarctica named after him. Queeney, who grew up in rural Manhattan, is often called to speak on such subjects as journalistic ethics and on matching breakfast meats to the occasion. His weekly podcast on natural fibers, “The Future is Flax,” is broadcast monthly in Latin by Vatican Radio3. He can be reached on alternate Tuesdays via sound-powered telephone at the Observatory of Punta Mayo in scenic Tierra del Fugo County, Rhode Island. Or at tim (at) timqueeney (dot) com. Or via high frequency shortwave radio numbers station ZED, broadcasting at 3.451 megacycles. You can also follow Tim on Twitter: @timqueeney
Professor Edward G. Portobello is former head of the department of history at Custis College in Virginia and is now cooperating fully with Federal and state authorities. He is an expert oenophile and is two-time Rappahannock River kite boarding champion. Portobello has been cited in “Who’s Who in American Academic Probation” and was awarded the Kruhzenstern Medal by the government of Andorra for unquestioning pursuit of rare documents. Some of Portobello’s other interests include cryptozoology, UFOs, carnival games, carbon arc lamps, slit scan photography and Soviet laundry trivia.
Dr. Eugenia Ball, PhD. is the highly respected director of Historian Renovation and Part Time Reenactment at The Washington Institution and Substitute Teacher’s College of Northeastern Virginia. Dr. Ball wrote the bestseller “While Washington Slept Here,” published by Radon House. Ball was recently responsible for assuring the historical accuracy of restoration work in the original basement of Mount Vernon. Her research interests include Washington’s dreams; Simulated autopsies of Washington using modern methods and equipment; Washington as an erotic nexus for the formation of American political thought; Eighteenth century dog grooming; Amputation and autopsy in colonial America as correlated data toward establishing the frequency of founding father night emissions; the digitization of knowledge.
Businessman and entrepreneur Samuel Zug has mastered numerous fields, from bail bondsman to chocolatier, from chick sexer to tank welder. Usually appearing in his trademark welding apron and helmet, Zug offers his take on business and society to anyone with the poor time management skills to listen.
