HEINUS - NEW YORK Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin has announced on Fox Business Network that she has not ruled out a U.S. Presidential run. Sources in her inner circle, however, say that now with Kim Jong Il dead, Palin’s real interest is the top job in North Korea. Alice Elderberry, Palin’s assistant spokesperson refused to confirm the North Korea rumors. “Sarah Palin is a national figure with national commitments and lots of appointments and endorsements and other stuff like that,” Elderberry said. “We are really too busy to say things about things like that thing.”
An anonymous source highly placed in the Palin camp, however, told HEINUS that Palin is strongly considering the North Korea job. Palin is said to see the Pyongyang position as a stepping stone to choice national jobs in the U.S. such as Secretary of State, NASCAR Commissioner or National Spokesperson for Kim Kardashian. The source also stressed that Palin has the necessary background knowledge of Korean society to assume full dictatorial control of North Korea. “Let’s just put it this way,” said the source, “She can see Russia from her house and she can see North Korea from about seven eights of the way down the right side of her driveway. She’s like so ready for this.”
Negotiations are said to be ongoing with the possibility of a Palin trip to Pyongyang later this week. Palin is said to favor a announcement from the North Korean capital with her going live on Korean state television to inform the Korean people that she is their new leader and also to reveal a new luxury line of kimchi.
(Pyongyang image by Mark Scott Johnson, kimchi image by Camemberu)
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I think the North Koreans have suffered long and hard enough with Kim Jong Il. I would not want to subject them to the dimwittedness of Sarah Palin.
My suggestion? Have her pack up her gear, along with all the Kardashians, and they can peddle their brand of drivel in some abandoned corner of the Great White North. Yes, come to Canada for a bit. Let’s see how long they last.
We’re damn tough up here, and we don’t suffer fools gladly.
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Sarah and the Kardashians camped out on Ellesmere Island. I like it!