Models undergo radical diets for Victoria’s Secret fashion show

HEINUS – NEW YORK  Victoria’s Secret Angel model Adriana Lima recently revealed to the British newspaper the Telegraph the radical nature of the diets many of the models undertake to get in shape for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. The fashion show, often termed the Super Bowl of modeling, will be televised on CBS on Nov. 29.

Lima said she works out for months ahead of the show and eats no solid food but only drinks protein shakes. Via unnamed sources, Heinus has learned, however, that the models employ even more radical diet approaches to ensure they are thin for the show. Some models only drink cryogenically frozen air that has been whipped into a shake with silica gel, gypsum dust, irradiated lemon peel and cardoman.

A widely-acknowledged open secret is that VS angels have their stomach surgically removed several weeks prior to the event. After removal, the stomachs are kept preserved in hand-made, custom-tooled Louis Vuitton Corinthian leather cases in a solution of formaldehyde, elephant milk and exfoliant. The stomachs are typically re-installed after the event. “You never really notice that it’s gone,” one model, Christine Barfleur, is said to have remarked off camera while taping an interview for C-Span. “Since you have no tummy, you don’t get those tummy rumbles and never feel hungry at all.” According to sources, the stomach removals are usually performed in Cairo using ancient Egyptian laparoscopic techniques via a belly button or ear opening.

Recently rumors have circulated in fashion magazines, online luggage chat sites and elephant dairy journals that some models undergo operations to have the majority of their internal organs removed for the fashion show, leaving only the heart, lungs and a single kidney still within the body cavity, greatly reducing body weight and making for a more lively step on the runway. Overall abdomen shape is reportedly maintained by pumping the model’s torso with quick-setting plasticine that has been air-infused and de-natured for maximum weight savings. Several models, including Barfleur, have refused to deny this, saying only that “beauty and style is a way of life, with or without internal organs.”

Clyde Tombaugh, president of the International Runway Association (Fashion), said fashion show organizers put no pressure on models to  undergo any treatments. “We’ve never told a model that she must have these treatments performed at our wholly-owned surgical facility in Switzerland,” Tombaugh said. “That’s straight out. We absolutely deny that.”

(Adriana Lima image by Photobra Adam Bielawski)

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